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How to Make a Dog from Scratch

February 24, 2013 Leave a comment

    How would you like to be able to make a living, breathing animal that someone in the future can take home with him for a pet? It is possible to do this and this is scientific!

    The animal I am going to provide instructions for one to make is a dog. Dogs are loyal, friendly animals after they have been tamed and cared for by their masters. They can help people in a variety of ways. They serve as guard dogs and let their owners know when someone has come onto their property. They help blind people walk by guiding them. They help find people who get lost in the woods or on a desert or a mountain. They have an excellent sense of smell.

    Anyway, I am going to explain this very simple and easy method of manufacturing a living, breathing dog with all of its organs.

    Here is what you need. You need carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, and other elements such as sulfur, phosphorus, iron, and zinc.     Carbon is easy to find. Just  get a bag of charcoal or burn some wood if you do not want to buy any. Hydrogen and oxygen are the two elements that make up water. Just get some water. There is also oxygen, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen in the air we breathe. Air is easy to find. You will need to get iron for the animal’s red blood cells. Some iron nails will probably do or any old piece of scrap iron. Sulphur can be found in eggs, but I think in order to make this animal from scratch you will need to use pure sulphur. You can probably purchase this from a pharmacy. Phosphorus is what is used to make matches. Just scrape off the phosphorus on some matches. Zinc and copper are in pennies. Also, there are a lot of screws and bolts that are made of zinc nowadays. Just get some pennies and zinc screws and bolts.

   Put all of these items in a tub. Let them set there for millions of years. One day, all of these inorganic elements will combine together to form various living organisms that will eventually evolve into a dog. This is scientific! Inorganic matter can actually assemble itself into complex proteins, form kidneys, brains, bladders, hearts, lungs, and strands of DNA all on its own. No need for the help of a deity!

Dog sunny Day Afternoon

Dog sunny Day Afternoon (Photo credit: allert)

Boy, it sure takes a lot of faith to be an atheist!

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